Signs you don’t want to see in an airport lounge

I love the signs that airport lounges put up to ‘help’ visitors.
Two in particular have recently caught my attention.

THE OPTIMISTIC IRISH
The DAA Executive Lounge in Terminal 1 at Dublin

has a sign which seems more out of desperation than hope

there is no check on how many drinks you actually have!

THE DISAPPOINTING IN CANCUN
The Executive Lounge in Terminal 2 at Cancun

No wonder the image shows the person holding their head back!

Do you have favourite signs at airport lounges?